Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
George Burns
You’ll see a lot of funny stuff, you’ll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you’ll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
Russell Simmons
Russell Simmons
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
Victor Borge
I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.
Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong
Just remember…crazy runs in my family.
Unknown
Unknown
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
A three year old child is one who gets as much fun out of a set of swings as it does out of finding a worm.
Bill Vaughan
Bill Vaughan
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters.
Mignon McLaughlin
Mignon McLaughlin
The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.
Dodie Smith
Dodie Smith
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Family is just accident…. they don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
Marsha Norman
Marsha Norman