Funny Attitude Quotes

Attitude is tough to define. But you know attitude when you come across it. Read this awesome list of funny attitude quotes which will make you comprehend what attitude is all about, in a funny and humorous way.
It’s your aptitude, not just your attitude that determines your ultimate altitude.
Zig Ziglar

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Unknown

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style.
David Byrne

The most positive men are the most credulous.
Alexander Pope

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright
You have no Idea what it is like to be me.
Believe you can and you’re half way there.
Theodore Roosevel

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
Helen Keller 

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.
Abraham Maslow

Carelessness, overconfidence and arrogance are our greatest enemies.
Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us.
John N. Mitchell 

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
Josh Billings

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That’s the day we truly grow up.
John C. Maxwell

Nothing is interesting if you’re not interested.
Helen MacInness

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
Chinese Proverb

A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together.
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes.
Joel Goodman

Error is discipline through which we advance.
William Ellery 

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
Dennis and Wendy Mannering

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.
Maya Angelou 

The most beloved of people to Allah are those who have the best attitudes.
Unknown

When you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
Buddha 

Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person you’re complaining about.
Lynn Johnston

For reaching success, attitude is equally as important as our ability.
Harry F. Banks

My life is an indivisible whole, and all my attitudes run into one another; and they all have their rise in my insatiable love for mankind.
Mahatma Gandhi