Wednesday 28 September 2011

मैं जानती हूँ

 
मैं जानती हूँ
तुम कभी न कह सकोगे वो बात
फिर भी बताती रही सब
तुम्हारी आवाज़ की खनक
... कानो से गुजर कर मोम कर जाते हो
कैसे कहूं रोम रोम सिहराते हो
दुनिया भर की बातें निकल आती हैं
फोन रखते ही वीरानी छा जाती है
आँख जाने क्यूँ बेबात ही भर आती है
नम है हर छोर ...
ह्रदय स्पंदित है इस नमी से ..तुम्हारा भी
मैं जानती हूँ
तुम कभी न कहोगे कुछ ज़ज्बात
 
By: Manjula Saxena

Tuesday 27 September 2011

Funny Marriage Jokes

Relax and enjoy funny marriage jokes and lol

The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."

"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..

And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.


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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.

He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"

He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."

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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."

The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'We ll that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'


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Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
Head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

Collection of Short Funny Jokes

These collection of short funny jokes will definitely entertain you and make use of your time to laugh out loud..

Two workers take their lunch break, the first fact:

- You know Victor Hugo?
- Not
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
The next day, always the same:
- Do you know Albert Einstein?
- No
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
Two days later, here we go again:
- You know Karl Marx?
- No.
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
So while the other is upset:
And you, you know John Smith?
- No??
- You're wrong, it is the one who kisses your wife while you have evening classes!


Yet another short Funny jokes 
"Two mites are found in one pull, one said:
- Where are you going on holiday this year?
- At the edge of the sleeve. "


This is the story of two tourists, one French and one Italian, crossing the Sahara desert with a camel and camel driver.

After several days the lack of women is felt, and everyone dreams of the camel in its own way.
The French think: Ah, if only it were Sophie Marceau.
The Italian: Ah if only it was Sophia Loren.
And the camel: Ah if only it was the night ...

A woman goes to confession.

- My father, she said, crying, I have sinned, I have deceived my husband, I donned a SAUSAGE!
Father, very embarrassed, replied in a whisper ...
- Speak low, my daughter ... And the woman always respond by shouting.
- Yeah FROM BELOW !!!!!!



Relax and enjoy funny marriage jokes and lol

The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."

"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..

And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.


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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.

He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"

He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."

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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."

The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
 

Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

  • "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
  • "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
  • "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
  • "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  • "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
  • "The only real valuable thing is intuition."
  • "A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
  • "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
  • "God is subtle but he is not malicious."
  • "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
  • "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
  • "The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
  • "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
  • "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
  • "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
  • "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
  • "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
  • "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
  • "Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
  • "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
  • "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
  • "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
  • "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
  • "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
  • "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
  • "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
  • "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
  • "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
  • "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
  • "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
  • "Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
  • "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
  • "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
  • "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
  • "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
  • "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
  • "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
  • "The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
  • "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
  • "Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
  • "No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
  • "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
  • "Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
  • "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
  • "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
  • "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
  • "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
  • "The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
  • "Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
  • "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
  • "One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
  • "...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
  • "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
  • "A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
  • "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton) 
Albert Einstein
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Copyright: Kevin Harris 1995 (may be freely distributed with this acknowledgement)

Monday 26 September 2011

Funny Friendship Quotes

ne measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. —-Clifton Fadiman


One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. —– George Carlin


Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. —-Albert Camus


Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. —Samuel Butler


Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. –Jane Austen


“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. —- Bernard Meltzer


Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. —-Anne Morrow Lindbergh


A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. —-Fr. Jerome Cummings


An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.—- Jim Hayes


A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! —Doug Larson


A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! —- Doug Larson


I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. —-Ann Richards


Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends. —Truman Capote


You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. —-Laurence J. Peter


Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods. —Esther M. Clark


“We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. —– P.D. James


Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet you than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. —-Richard Bach


I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them. —— Mark Twain


To look almost pretty, is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive. —Jane Austen


ou can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. —Dale Carnegie


Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. —- Albert Camus


Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. —– Anonymous


I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. —-Euripides


Win hearts, and you have hands and purses. —Lord Burleigh


It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.–Colette


A true friend stabs you in the front. —- Oscar Wilde


When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship. —Anonymous


You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. —-Bernard Meltzer


Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. —-Spike Milligan


Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. —Helen Keller


Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. —-C.S. Lewis


A real friend is someone who you can sit in complete silence with and still walk away feeling like you just had the best conversation of your life. —Anon


A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. —-Arthur Brisbane


Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything. —-Muhammad Ali


wo are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe unto him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. —The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.


He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. —– Ali ibn-Abi-Talib .


Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. —Baltasar Gracian


Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming girl in the world. —Jane Austen


Friendship is possible only because people do not say to your face the things they say behind your back.
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

Cute Life Quotes

A bit of humor and optimistic frame of mind is all you need to live a happy life. The following collection of Cute Life quotes laden with humor and inspiration will help you find your way into a happier and fulfilled life.
You can also share your favorite cute quotes and sayings with the whole world through this page by submitting your quote in the comment section below. Enjoy….
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. —–Alfred Adler

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. —– Eleanor Roosevelt

If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you. —-Marianne Williamson

Intellectual growth should commence at birth,and cease only at death. —-Albert Einstein

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. — John Lennon


Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
James Dean

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. —– Brendan Gill

I’m cute in gym shorts! I’m slim and trim, and you’d be impressed – I’ve good calves. – Larry King

If my doctor told me I only had six months to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster. Isaac Asimov

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. —- Jimi Hendrix

All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. —- Laurence J. Peter

Life is just one damned thing after another. —– Elbert Hubbard

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. —- Oscar Wilde

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Life must be lived as play.
Plato

When things go bad and I feel I have left……I still have my dreams.
The best portion of a good man’s life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. —-William Wordsworth

“Every man’s life a fairy-tale written by God’s Fingers.” ~ Hand Christian Andersen
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. —-A.A. Milne

Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what’s happening out there.It’s how you take it that counts.
Denis Waitley

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
Margaret Fuller

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
Anonymous

One life – a little gleam of time between two eternities.
Thomas Carlyle

Short Life Quotes

A life which is simple and loving is worth living. In the spirit of this thought, here is a collection of some of the best Short Life Quotes to uplift your spirit, bring happiness into your life and chase all your blues away.
Every second is of infinite value. —– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion. —–Samuel Johnson

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes. —-Kenneth Hildebrand

To change one’s life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. — -William James

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. Unknown Source

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. —–Emily Dickinson

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. —–Booker T. Washington

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. —-~ Karen Kaiser Clark


The best use of life is to invest it in something which will out last life. – William James


It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ——W. Somerset Maugham
Every step of life is a chapter awaiting for new journey. —-Angel


Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying. —–Martin Luther King, Jr.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
The life which is unexamined is not worth living. —-Socrates


Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves? —-Friedrich Nietzsche


Each day is a new life. Seize it. Live it. —–David Guy Powers


Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.” — Rachel Carson


It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. —-Laura Ingalls Wilder


Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. —-Hans Christian Anderson
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. —-Voltaire


Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life. —-George Sand
There are no mistakes in life, just lessons. —-Unknown


Funny as it may seem, but it is the smallest decisions that change our life forever. —-Unknown
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. —-Martin Luther King, Jr


If you want to get best out of short life quotes put them on places of your house you visit frequently throughout the day. It keeps you inspired throughout the day and reminds you that life is not that hard.

Sad Life Quotes

Here’s a collection of some sad life quotes to evaporate your sadness and give you hope for a more fulfilled and happy life.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. —–Joseph Stalin


You’ll cry when you know your not the only thing on his mind!
A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. —-Isaac Asimoy


Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all. —-William Goldman, “The Princess Bride”
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. —–Carl Jung


A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad. —-Olive Schreiner


The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
You know how people say hate is a strong word, well that word isn’t strong enough to tell how I feel about you.


The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. —-W. M. Lewis
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. —–Carl Jung


The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have. —– Louis E. Boone


When you were born, you were crying, and everyone around you was smiling. live your life so that when you die, you’re smiling, and everyone around you is crying…” =)
The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them.
When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget.


We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad. —–Olive Schreiner


It’s such a lie that you should do what’s in your heart. If we all did what was in our hearts, the world would come to a halt. -my so called life.


Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms. —-Lord Byron
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death. —-Leonardo da Vinci

Words of Encouragement

Do not let the disappointments and problems of life discourage you for they are minor glitches which will fade away as you go through them. Keep your eyes straight on your dream and stay consistent in the pursuit of your goals. Read on for some words of encouragement to help yourself keep encouraged in those trying moments of life.
Anonymous

When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
William Arthur Ward

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
Aeschylus

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in.
Henry Van Dyke

Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to.
Ellen Gould White

God gives opportunities; Success depends upon the use made of them.
Karl Albrecht

Don’t let the opinions of average man sway you. Dream and he thinks you’re crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you are lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you are greedy. Pay no attention, and he simply doesn’t understand.
Unknown

Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.
Richard Bach

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.
Dr. James G. Bilkey

You never will be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life.
Joe Namath

If you are not going all the way, why go at all?
Alexander Graham Bell

When one door closes another door opens;
but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,
that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Elizabeth Harrison

Those who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.
Dale Carnegie

Any fool can try to defend his or her mistakes- and most fools do- but it raises one above the herd and gives one a feeling of nobility and exultation to admit one’s mistakes.
Benjamin Spock

Trust Yourself. You know more than you think you do.
George Adams

Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.
Theodore N. Vail

Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
Mark Twain

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
DANTE ALIGHIERI

Without hope we live in desire.
Norman Cousins

The tragedy of life is not death, but what we let die inside of us while we live.
Ashley Montagu

The deepest personal defeat suffered by human being is constituted by the difference between what one was capable of becoming and what one has in fact become.
Mother Teresa

There are no great acts. There are only small acts done with great love.
Woodriw Wilson

You are not here to merely make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greator vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.
Thoreau

If man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Harrison Ford

You have to have a darkness…
for the dawn to come.
H.G. Wells

Man must not allow the clock and the calander to blind him to the face that each moment of his life is a miracle and the mystery.
Reinhold Niebuhr

God. Give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish one from the other.
Seneca

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is bcause we do not dare that they are difficult.
The tree that has most fruit is the tree that bends to the ground.
Ben Hogan

As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
The only true measure of success is the ratio between what we might have done and what we might have been on the one hand, and the things we have done and the things we have made ourselves on the other.
H.G, Wells

There can be no great courage where there is no confidence or assurance, and half the battle is in the conviction that we can do what we undertake.
Orison Swett Marden

The greatest revolution of my generation is the discovery that individuals, by changing their inner attitudes of mind, can change the outer aspects of their lives.
Dr. William James

Saw a though and you reap an action;
saw am action and you reap a habit;
saw a habit and you reap a character;
saw a character and you reap a destiny.
Famous Saying

The only limit to our realization of tommorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The culture we have does not make people feel good about themselves. And you have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn’t work, don’t buy it.
Tuesday with morrie

There is in the worst of fortune the best chances for a happy change. Euripides
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten but they may start a winning game. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored
every step of the way.
Author Unknown 

Winners have simply formed the habit
of doing things losers don’t like to do.
Albert Gray

Rest and you rust.
Helen Hayes

Above all challenge yourself. You may well surprise yourself at what strengths you have, what you can accomplish.
Cecile Springer

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
Abraham Lincoln

I believe that if we are conditioned into believing something is true, then that’s what will happen.
Sandy Foster

Every evening I turn my worries over to God.
He’s going to be up all night anyway.
Mary C. Crowley

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
Unknown
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Quotes About Moving On

Today, we are living in a world where stress and worries has become a staple part of our life. We live in a time where it has literally become impossible for us to keep ourselves away from stress. Work deadlines, demanding projects to handle, relationship demands, kids, success, money problems all these things brings us to our knees.
But we have to keep ourselves moving on to enjoy life. We have to keep moving forward to achieve our full potential. We should not dwell ourselves on past bad things. It doesn’t make any sense to think about past mistakes or events unless we want to experience them again. Instead, we should use the lessons we’ve learned from our past and rise to whole new level of responsiveness and enlightenment. Here are some of best Quotes About moving on in life to give you strength to move forwards in your life. Each Moving on Quote in this page is a reminder that we have to keep moving on in order to enrich our lives and shape our character.
Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Harold Whitman

Don’t dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.
Denis Waitley

There won’t be a better tomorrow if you can’t move on from today.
Unknown

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps – we must step up the stairs.
Vance Havner

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
Author Unknown

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.
Mother Teresa

People call me a perfectionist, but I’m not. I’m a “rightist.” I do something until it’s right, and then I move on to the next thing.
James Cameron

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism.
David M. Burns

Accept fate, and move on. Don’t yield to the seductive pull of self-pity. Acting like a victim threatens your future.
Unknown

Be courageous! Have faith! Go forward.
Thomas A. Edison

Once they move, they’re gone. Once you move, life starts over again.
Jim Hinkle

Life is about making the right decisions and moving on.
Josh

There are moments in your life when you simply have to trust and continue to move forward when you have absolutely nothing prepared or seemingly nothing to offer.
Groovaloo

I see all events in my life as Blessings. Blessings and opportunities to learn to love. With Joy in my heart, I move forward.
Unknown

The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who have thoroughly learned the immense importance of plan in life, and the tragic brevity of time.
W.J. Davison

Life is Like Quotes and Sayings

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Forrest Gump

Life is like an Ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Anonymous

Life is like an apple. You gradually take bites and eventually, you get to the core.
Carly Michelle

Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often.
Samuel Butler

Life is like a B-movie. You don’t want to leave in the middle of it but you don’t want to see it again.
Ted Turner

Life is like a rainbow:
You need both the sun and the rain
To make its colors appear.
A. Ramaiya

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Unknown

Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time.
Margaret Mea

Life is like a flower garden, each flower with it’s own leaves, stem, and bud, it’s own seed, and it’s own way of growing.
To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you’re wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.
Clint Eastwood

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don’t fall off unless you plan to stop peddling.
Claude Pepper

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
Lillian Dickson

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that’s ok, because you can’t afford it anyway.
Jim Davis

Life is like a roller coaster; you get jerked one way and another, and you never know whats around the corner, but you just got to enjoy the ride!
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
Yiddish Proverb

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
Aloysius Dorgan

Life is like photography we develop from negatives.
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
Lou Erickson

Life is like a book we can either study it or let it gather dust on the shelves of the world.
Rene Godefroy

Life is like rain falling down the window… into the dirt… where we’ll eventually be buried… so might as well start enriching ourselves now.
ST

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Nice Word by
Charles Schulz

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

Life is like the game of Soccer,
in which you score points but often get kicks.
Life is like a snowball. The important thing is finding wet snow and a really long hill.
Warren Buffett

Life is like a gamble, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But whatever cards in life, whether club, spade or diamond, always remember, never play with the heart.
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Life is like a piano. Anyone can play a song through meaningless repetition, But it takes passion to play a masterpiece.
Life is like walking through snow. Every step shows.
Jess Lair

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Samuel Butler

Short Motivational Quotes

The golden thread of highly successful professional and personal life is Motivation. Motivational is what gets you started and pushes you to take action towards your aspirations. It adds that much needed extra zing to your spirit. You’ll probably give-up half-way if it’s not for motivation. Therefore always keep your motivation level high. Whenever you find yourself in lack of motivation, read this compilation of short motivational quotes.
We have to start teaching ourselves, not to be afraid.
William Faulkner

Enjoy the present day, as distrusting that which is to follow.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Anonymous

Success comes to those who dare and act.
What the mind can believe, you can achieve.
Lorraine Moller

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Unknown

Build upon strength, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
Jouce C. Lock

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Abraham Lincoln

The only way to find the limits of the possible is by going beyond them in the impossible.
In spite of your fear, do what you have to do.
Chin-Ning Chu

Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.
Les Brown

Accomplishment of purpose is better than making a profit.
Nigerian Proverb

Fear says, “What if I fail?” Confidence says, “What if I succeed.”
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein

Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Anon
We see things not as we are, but as we are.
H. M. Tomlinson

The surest way to not to fail is to determine of succeed.
Richard B. Sheridan

The best way you can predict your future is to create it.
Stephen Covey

Stay high on life, and life will stay high on you.
Procrastination is natural assassin of opportunity.
Pain is the price you pay for resisting life.
Dr. Phil Mcgraw

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
Unknown

Life Is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

Accomplishments will prove to be a journey not a destination.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Learn how to be happy with what you have while pursue all that you want.
Jim Rohn

A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
Charles Kettering

The end of man is an action and not a thought, though it were the noblest.
Thomas Carlyle

The reward for a thing well done, is to have done it.
Ralph waldo emerson

Real generosity towards the future consists in giving all to what is present.
Albert Camus

He who asks may be a fool for five minutes, He who doesn’t is a fool for a lifetime.
Chinese Proverb

Every arrow that hits the bull’s eye is the result of one hundred misses.
Buddhist Sages

It’s funny thing about life; If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Somerset Maugham

We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
John Dryden

The only thing that can stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you…
Tom Bradley

Control your emotion or it will control you.
Circumstances do not create the quality of your life.
Garrison Wynn

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.
Unknown

Every experience is a success.
Louise Hay

You cannot climb a mountain if you will not risk a fall.
Rick Beneteau

Life is a field of unlimited possiblilites.
Deepak Chopra

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Elbert Hubbard

Do what you can with what you have, right where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Circumstances do not create the man; they only reveal him to himself.
Terrance

Fortunate is not on the side of faint-hearted.
Sophocles

There are thousand excuses for failure, but never a good reason.
Mark Twain

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures don’t like to do.
E.M. gray

Take the course opposite to custom, you will almost always do well.
Roussseau

Use your imagination, visualize and achieve success!
You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT,
SO KISS SLOWLY ,
LAUGH INSANELY ,
LOVE TRULY.
FORGIVE QUICKLY
It always seems impossible until its done.
Failure is failure only when we stop trying anymore.
Sri Chinmoy
The quality, not the longevity, of one’s life is what is important.
Martin Luther King
Better be pruned to grow than cut up to burn.
John Trapp

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
John Burroughs

Knock the “t” off the “can’t.”
George Reeves

People see only what they are prepared to see.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Lucy Larcom

Everything comes if a man will only wait.
Tancred

Infinite patience brings immediate results.
Wayne Dyer

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Anonymous

Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.
Dorothy Thompson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Anon

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Unknown

Funny Family Quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

You’ll see a lot of funny stuff, you’ll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you’ll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
Russell Simmons

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge

I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.
Lance Armstrong

Just remember…crazy runs in my family.
Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw

A three year old child is one who gets as much fun out of a set of swings as it does out of finding a worm.
Bill Vaughan

A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters.
Mignon McLaughlin

The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.
Dodie Smith

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Family is just accident…. they don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
Marsha Norman