These collection of short funny jokes will definitely entertain you and make use of your time to laugh out loud..
Two workers take their lunch break, the first fact:
- You know Victor Hugo?
- Not
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
The next day, always the same:
- Do you know Albert Einstein?
- No
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
Two days later, here we go again:
- You know Karl Marx?
- No.
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
So while the other is upset:
And you, you know John Smith?
- No??
- You're wrong, it is the one who kisses your wife while you have evening classes!
Yet another short Funny jokes
This is the story of two tourists, one French and one Italian, crossing the Sahara desert with a camel and camel driver.
After several days the lack of women is felt, and everyone dreams of the camel in its own way.
The French think: Ah, if only it were Sophie Marceau.
The Italian: Ah if only it was Sophia Loren.
And the camel: Ah if only it was the night ...
A woman goes to confession.
- My father, she said, crying, I have sinned, I have deceived my husband, I donned a SAUSAGE!
Father, very embarrassed, replied in a whisper ...
- Speak low, my daughter ... And the woman always respond by shouting.
- Yeah FROM BELOW !!!!!!
Relax and enjoy funny marriage jokes and lol
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."
"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..
And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."
The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
Two workers take their lunch break, the first fact:
- You know Victor Hugo?
- Not
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
The next day, always the same:
- Do you know Albert Einstein?
- No
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
Two days later, here we go again:
- You know Karl Marx?
- No.
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
So while the other is upset:
And you, you know John Smith?
- No??
- You're wrong, it is the one who kisses your wife while you have evening classes!
"Two mites are found in one pull, one said:
- Where are you going on holiday this year?
- At the edge of the sleeve. "
- Where are you going on holiday this year?
- At the edge of the sleeve. "
This is the story of two tourists, one French and one Italian, crossing the Sahara desert with a camel and camel driver.
After several days the lack of women is felt, and everyone dreams of the camel in its own way.
The French think: Ah, if only it were Sophie Marceau.
The Italian: Ah if only it was Sophia Loren.
And the camel: Ah if only it was the night ...
A woman goes to confession.
- My father, she said, crying, I have sinned, I have deceived my husband, I donned a SAUSAGE!
Father, very embarrassed, replied in a whisper ...
- Speak low, my daughter ... And the woman always respond by shouting.
- Yeah FROM BELOW !!!!!!
Relax and enjoy funny marriage jokes and lol
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."
"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..
And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."
The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
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