At times, celebrities say something so stupid that doesn’t make any sense at all. In this page, I’ve collected some such Stupid funny quotes. You’ll enjoy reading ‘em. And as you finish reading ‘em, don’t forget to submit your comments.
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The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
Dwight Eisenhower
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Al Gore, VP
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god.
Celine Dion
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
Robert Paul
Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting.
You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
Bush
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
Will Smith
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
Bill Clinton
I check my email about forty-seven thousand times a day.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.
Alan Minter, Boxer
Cannibalism is a “radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
Beyond comprehension
Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
Peace and love and all that shit.
Live your life like today is your last day….because so far IT IS.
John Hume has betrayed constitutional democracy.
Eoghan Harris, 1994
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
It’s so simple to be wise.Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
Being stupid is its own reward
Anonymous
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
Bob Dole
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx.
Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy.
Life is a buffet, so eat me.
Don’t tell my mother I’m in politics. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.
Unknown
Don’t be stupid. The probability of somebody watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.
Julian Wakefield
You don’t have to die in order to make a living.
Lynn Johnston
