Life is like making tea....

Life is like making tea,
Boil your ego,
Evaporate your worries,

dilute your sorrows,
Filter your mistakes,
Get taste of happiness.

बीड़ी पीने वाले ने कमाल कर दिया.....

 बीड़ी पीने वाले ने कमाल कर दिया

पड़ोसी का बिस्तर जलाकर राख कर दिया
गन्दगी पसन्द हो तो जर्दा खाना सीख ले
भीँख गर माँगी नही तो बीड़ी पीना सीख ले
बीड़ी पीने की मित्रो आदत जब पड़ जायेगी
न होने पर माँगते जरा शर्म न आयेगी
माँगने से मरना भळा यह सच्चा लेखा है
कितने लखपतियोँ को बीड़ी माँगते देखा है
एक भाई तो ऐसे है जो बिना नशे के जीते है
पर कई भाई देखो पाखने मेँ बीड़ी पीते पीते है
बीड़ी पीने से भी हमने देखा धन्धा खोटा है
सिगरेट पीने वालो पे मालिश का देखा टोटा है
ताज पनामा केवन्डर पीते हैँ कई सालोँ से
वो माँचिस मागते रहँते हैँ यू बीड़ी पीने वालो से
कह दो अपने बच्चो से न बीड़ी का शौक लगाये
ये पढ़े लिखे पैसे वालोँ से भी बीड़ी भीँख मँगाये
इन सबसे ज्यादा मजा यार देखो अफीम के खानेँ मेँ
दो दो घन्टे मौज उड़ावे बैठे रहे पाखाने मेँ
परेशान होना पड़ता घर से बाहर जाने मेँ
लगी थूखने चूल्हे मेँ औरत भी जर्दा खाने से

आप सभी की प्रतिक्रिया इस सम्बन्ध मेँ चाहिये..............

 

Short Life Quotes

A life which is simple and loving is worth living. In the spirit of this thought, here is a collection of some of the best Short Life Quotes to uplift your spirit, bring happiness into your life and chase all your blues away.
Every second is of infinite value. —– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion. —–Samuel Johnson

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes. —-Kenneth Hildebrand

To change one’s life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. — -William James

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. Unknown Source

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. —–Emily Dickinson

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. —–Booker T. Washington

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. —-~ Karen Kaiser Clark


The best use of life is to invest it in something which will out last life. – William James


It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ——W. Somerset Maugham
Every step of life is a chapter awaiting for new journey. —-Angel


Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying. —–Martin Luther King, Jr.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
The life which is unexamined is not worth living. —-Socrates


Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves? —-Friedrich Nietzsche


Each day is a new life. Seize it. Live it. —–David Guy Powers


Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.” — Rachel Carson


It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. —-Laura Ingalls Wilder


Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. —-Hans Christian Anderson
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. —-Voltaire


Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life. —-George Sand
There are no mistakes in life, just lessons. —-Unknown


Funny as it may seem, but it is the smallest decisions that change our life forever. —-Unknown
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. —-Martin Luther King, Jr


If you want to get best out of short life quotes put them on places of your house you visit frequently throughout the day. It keeps you inspired throughout the day and reminds you that life is not that hard.

Quotes About Moving On

Today, we are living in a world where stress and worries has become a staple part of our life. We live in a time where it has literally become impossible for us to keep ourselves away from stress. Work deadlines, demanding projects to handle, relationship demands, kids, success, money problems all these things brings us to our knees.
But we have to keep ourselves moving on to enjoy life. We have to keep moving forward to achieve our full potential. We should not dwell ourselves on past bad things. It doesn’t make any sense to think about past mistakes or events unless we want to experience them again. Instead, we should use the lessons we’ve learned from our past and rise to whole new level of responsiveness and enlightenment. Here are some of best Quotes About moving on in life to give you strength to move forwards in your life. Each Moving on Quote in this page is a reminder that we have to keep moving on in order to enrich our lives and shape our character.
Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Harold Whitman

Don’t dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.
Denis Waitley

There won’t be a better tomorrow if you can’t move on from today.
Unknown

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps – we must step up the stairs.
Vance Havner

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
Author Unknown

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.
Mother Teresa

People call me a perfectionist, but I’m not. I’m a “rightist.” I do something until it’s right, and then I move on to the next thing.
James Cameron

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism.
David M. Burns

Accept fate, and move on. Don’t yield to the seductive pull of self-pity. Acting like a victim threatens your future.
Unknown

Be courageous! Have faith! Go forward.
Thomas A. Edison

Once they move, they’re gone. Once you move, life starts over again.
Jim Hinkle

Life is about making the right decisions and moving on.
Josh

There are moments in your life when you simply have to trust and continue to move forward when you have absolutely nothing prepared or seemingly nothing to offer.
Groovaloo

I see all events in my life as Blessings. Blessings and opportunities to learn to love. With Joy in my heart, I move forward.
Unknown

The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who have thoroughly learned the immense importance of plan in life, and the tragic brevity of time.
W.J. Davison

Funny Family Quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

You’ll see a lot of funny stuff, you’ll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you’ll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
Russell Simmons

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge

I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.
Lance Armstrong

Just remember…crazy runs in my family.
Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw

A three year old child is one who gets as much fun out of a set of swings as it does out of finding a worm.
Bill Vaughan

A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters.
Mignon McLaughlin

The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.
Dodie Smith

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Family is just accident…. they don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
Marsha Norman